Haiku Friday: Think like a husband

The kids are in bed.
I know you’ve worked hard all day.
So, can we have sex?

You’ve had a bad day.
Tell me all about it, babe.
So, can we have sex?

So, can we have sex?
What’s wrong, you have a headache?
What about your mouth?!

It’s a commercial.
Season finale of LOST
So, can we have sex?

I know I was late
And you are [...]

Can’t Wait to get LOST

OK, just thought I’d share…I’m dying for the kids to get to bed tonight.  I’m planning to pop open a bottle of wine and soak up 2 full hours of LOST.  I might try to live blog it, depends on the whole kid sleeping thing.  THE Daddy is working tonight and won’t be home until [...]

100 Words: Against

This is my first 100 Word Challenge. The word is "Against". I’m sort of killing two birds with one stone by giving you a glimpse into the softball drama that left me MIA online the previous couple of weeks. Here it goes (start counting…NOW):
The way you treated them goes against everything I believe in [...]

YoBaby Yogurt

Stonyfield Farm will donate up to $20,000 to help the Environmental Working Group protect you and your family from harmful chemicals in food.  Want to know how?
It’s easy…just visit YoBabyYogurt.com’s donation page or click on the baby above
then click on the baby and voila
Stonyfield Farm will donate $1 for each click to help [...]

Ice Ice Baby

My regular readers are well aware of my Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte addiction. Unfortunately, just in time for softball season, aka the time of the year when I NEED caffeine the most, the asshats over at Starbucks decided that Pumpkin Spice should be discontinued…saying it was just a seasonal flavor. Yeah, WHAT-ever. Like that stops [...]

From Raggs to Riches OR Free Stuff

Every now and then, I read about a blogger being sent free stuff with the hopes that they will promote said stuff on their blog. I’ve often wondered…how do I get in on this sweet deal?  I *heart* free stuff.
Way, way back, in the time of my life otherwise known as BC (Before Children), I [...]

Haiku Friday: Donating Bone Marrow

 
Save somebody’s lifeGive the gift of bone marrowIt’s easy to do

Check out this web siteIt’s called the Donor GardenRegister for FREE

Hurry now, don’t waitYou only have a few daysUntil May 19
If you are a regular MommyCosm reader, you are well aware of my journey last year [...]

Haiku Friday: You’re Fired!!

Why, oh, why this week?Don’t the dogs realize thatI’m crazy busy?!

Not a good ideaTo roll in some poopAnd come in the house.

On that note, BamBamCould you please not wet the bedJust one night this week.

‘cuz doing laundrywas not on my to do liston [...]

And The Academy Award Goes To…

Princess had diarrhea at school yesterday.  She is a HUGE freakin’ drama queen whenever this happens.  Her school has caught on and they try to talk her down before calling me to get her.  This time, she had a low grade temp along with it, so they called me to see what I wanted to [...]

Check out some of my favorite bloggers

Not much to see here today. As if my every day life isn’t Cah-razy enough, I have 5 softball games this week within 6 days. I’m on the run all week. It’s only Monday and I’m already exhausted, *sigh*.
SO…
thought I’d leave you a list of a few of my favorite bloggers and their recent posts:
Heather [...]